So check out this shit that happened to me this week. As you all know, I’m a lover beer and football. Well, I love to gamble also. Today, I was out in the yard trying to get my lawnmower fixed. My landlord was complaining that my grass looked like crap and if I didn’t mow it he would evict me and my daughter out on the street. I was just getting it started when I got sucker punched in the back of my head. I was pretty pissed but it was my bookie and it was time for me to pay up.
I stumbled into the basement where my daughter was doing the laundry. My bookie was definitely interested in her so I offered her up. It was good thing she didn’t hear because she hates being pimped out like that. And it’s a good thing the bookie went for the deal, because I definitely didn’t have any money on me to pay him. And I think he should owe me some money now. My slutty teen daughter gave him a blowjob he’ll never forget and probably the best sex he’s gotten in a long time!